Welcome to the section dedicated to owner profiles. Although the BFFFL has been in existense since 1993, this is the third year of this web page. Consequently, I only have stats dating back two years. Even though my BFFFL history is much better than shown, only the past three years will be looked at. |
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World wide headquarters for the BFFFL is located at the intersection of Bangher and Leever in Somerset, Massachusetts.
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Team -- Noel
Bio: Noel, aka the FF King, is one of the founding members of the BFFFL. I also maintain this web site, so any complaints keep them to your damn self. The last f***ing time I won a championship is when Warren Moon was qbing the Vikings. Pretty sad for the knowledge I possess. Another crappy year as Trent Green brought my team down to the basement again. Me and Molly hanging out a few years ago -- I need an updated picture of my little squirt.
- 2001 Finish: (5-9)
- 2000 Finish: (9-5)
- 1999 Finish: (5-9)
- All Time Win %: (.452)
- Playoff History: 4th place, 2000
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Team -- Dave
Bio: Also a founding member of the BFFFL, Dave completely turned his team around in 2001. He must have responded to being place on double secret probabtion as he had one of the stronger teams in recent memory. Dave still holds the destinction of worst record in BFFFL history at 2-12 in 2000.
- 2001 Finish: (10-4)
- 2000 Finish: (2-12)
- 1999 Finish: (5-9)
- All Time Win %: (.404)
- Playoff History: 2nd place, 2000.
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Team -- Bryan
Bio: Bryan has only been part of the BFFFL for only a few years now. He joined when the league went through its transition stage from sad owners (Sucky and TE Mark) to the great f***ing league it is now. Out with the bad, in with the new. Well after looking at Bryans picture, it is fine by me we only see him once a year on draft day. Bryan has been moderately successful, never having bad teams, but never that good.
- 2001 Finish: (7-7)
- 2000 Finish: (8-6)
- 1999 Finish: (8-6)
- All Time Win %: (.547)
- Playoff History: 4th, 1999
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Team -- Roger
Roger has been extremely successful in his short time with the BFFFL. Down year in 2000 however as he finished in 5th and just missed the playoffs. Even though I don't have the stats, Roger was the 1998 BFFFL Champ in his first season. Thumbs up to Roger for a job well done!
- 2001 Finish: (8-6)
- 2000 Finish: (10-4)
- 1999 Finish: (10-4)
- All Time Win %: (.666)
- Playoff History: 3rd place, 2000; 2nd place, 1999
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Team -- Chris
Chris is also a new addition to the BFFFL family, having only been in the league for a few years now. Injury plagued last year, so the smack being spoken was considerably less. Chris still traded the #1 pick in 1999 without compensation -- still considered the biggest blunder in draft history. Here Chris is pictured as his alter ego "Pimp Daddy".
- 2001 Finish: (6-8)
- 2000 Finish: (5-9)
- 1999 Finish: (10-4)
- All Time Win %: (.500)
- Playoff History: 1999 BFFFL Champion
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Team -- Gary
Gary, aka TTP (The Total Pussy), continues to make the playoffs, which of course is pissing everyone off. Gotta love the TTP shirts, available for only 19.95 at 1-800 TALK SHIT.
- 2001 Finish: (9-5)
- 2000 Finish: (11-3)
- 1999 Finish: (8-6)
- All Time Win %: (.678)
- Playoff History: 3rd place, 2001; 2000 BFFFL Champion; 3rd place, 1999
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Team -- John
John is another lifetime BFFFL league member who finally won his first championship after finishing with a pitiful 3-11 in 2000. Anyone who knows John is aware of his anger issues. Whether it is his constant use of the phrase "this is bullshit" or his flipping coffee tables, I for one am happy for John, but I hope he goes back to his basement dwelling days. Here is John holding up the first $1,000 check (actually a few bucks less) for winning the 2001 Championship.
- 2001 Finish: (9-5)
- 2000 Finish: (3-11)
- 1999 Finish: (6-8)
- All Time Win %: (.428)
- Playoff History: 2001 BFFFL Champion
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Team -- Mike
As another lifetime member of the BFFFL, Mike always seems to be sniffing the playoffs, but not good enough to get in. With a revised draft strategy, picking receivers with his top two picks, Mike quickly realized this was not the most popular strategy. He obviously still thinks his team is # 1 though.
- 2001 Finish: (5-9)
- 2000 Finish: (9-5)
- 1999 Finish: (8-6)
- All Time Win %: (.523)
- Playoff History: still none
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Team -- Keith
As one of our two internet league members, Keith joins us from Orlando. Keith's team was seemingly strong, but he always seemed to play the best team each week. Although bringing on a partner, it looks like he will have to bring on Bill Walsh to help his sad ass team out. With a lifetime of .250 Keith now takes over the destinction of being on double secret probation.
- 2001 Finish: (3-11)
- 2000 Finish: (4-10)
- 1999 Finish: n/a
- All Time Win %: (.250)
- Playoff History: none
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Team -- Tota
Tota, aka Mush, aka Mark, is the second internet player and joins us from Virginia. He too was a founding member of the BFFFL, but since moved away to try and get more info on the Baltimore Ravens and the Washington Redskins. He has not found this to be of much help, as I expect him to move to Missouri to track St. Louis and Kansas City.
- 2001 Finish: (8-6)
- 2000 Finish: (9-5)
- 1999 Finish: (5-9)
- All Time Win %: (.523)
- Playoff History: 4th place, 2001; 3rd place, 2000
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